Thursday, December 16, 2010

The Top 10 Things I learned from Anna Nicole

    10# DO NOT MIX A BUNCH OF PRESCRIPTION DRUGS

    9# Do not go on television and prescription drugs at the same time

    8# Do not take other people's prescription drugs

    7# Ephedra and hoodia may make you look good, but they're not good for you

    6# Consuming equal amounts of ephedra, hoodia, and fried chicken may make you look and feel good, but is not good for you

    5# There is a time and a place for fried chicken, and the sense of well being and comfort it gives you does outweigh the negative dietary effects, when consumed in moderation

    4# When you consume too much fried chicken, the misery of being fat does outweigh positive sense of well being and comfort that fried chicken provides

    3# It doesn't matter whether people think you're a genius or an airhead, as long as you have a clear head. Without a clear head, you're at other people's mercy no matter how smart or good you look.

    2# You have to surround yourself with people that love the Real You. When your mental and physical health is compromised people who do not love the Real You will take advantage of the whole you.

    1# You do what you gotta, but you gotta know what you're doing.

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